Fine Digitally Transmitted Cuisine

Distributing
Malware

Viruses · Worms · Trojans · Other Shady Delights

Serving Sectors Since 1986

Cook's Board

Cold Boot Starters

To whet the appetite and to test the firewall.

    Mainframes

    Substantial fare. Propagates beautifully. Second helpings are never requested, always taken.

      A Side of Chips

      All vulnerabilities, no viruses lighter fare for the indecisive.

        Zero-Day Desserts

        Sweet today. Gone tomorrow. Encrypted on Friday.

          From the Payload Bar

          Please order responsibly. We certainly won't.

            About the House

            Founded in 1986 by two brothers with a bakery, a boot sector, and a dream. Today we serve discerning customers on six continents and one air-gapped facility we're not at liberty to discuss.

            Hours & Delivery

            Open 24 hours, 7 days a week inexplicably busiest at 3 a.m. Delivered to your inbox, your USB drive, or your air-gapped centrifuge, no questions asked, none answered.

            * Every price commemorates the year the dish was first served. ** Management is not responsible for lost files, lost credentials, or lost dignity. *** Free refills on all worms. **** The consumption of raw, unauthenticated payload is discouraged by the Surgeon General, who we are fairly sure does not know about us.

            ★ Eat at your own risk. We certainly do. ★